Musings of the Occasional Perfectionist

Hazardous Material

2008-08-16T07:19:00.000-07:00

Women as explained by a chemical engineer
Here's something I came across while Googling images for an assignment

hey, at least I'm blogging

College Disfigures Me

2008-08-15T07:37:00.000-07:00

I'm piled to the neck with assignments!!! And it's only been like what? The 2ndA? 3rd week since I've started coll! And mind you our 1st week and half of 2nd week consisted of orientation and activity thingys.

Can die I tell you!!

And on top of that I'm beginning to get STRESS ZITS!!! Like on my nose and between my eyebrows. SO DEPRESSING!!!
The situation isn't being aided by the fact that I'm sleeping at the wee hours of the morning trying to finish of sketches and waking up and hour or two later to get ready for college.
Further contributing to my rapidly deteriorating appearance, I drink a cup of coffee- the contents of two sachets of Nescafe 3 in 1 in a hot cup of water- before going off to college, for without -and trust me I've tried, by cleverly replacing coffee with essence of chicken a.k.a "pati ayam" , the result was that I was yawning once every 5 minutes and I had to struggle to keep my eyelids open- I have to carry my tiny ass into 7 eleven on campus in the morning for a bottle of red bull. In other words I'm caffein addicted! And the worst part is that coffee is FATTENING!!!

SAVE ME!!!

p/s: my tummy has layers!

For The Sake Of It

2008-08-05T06:49:00.000-07:00

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

superfuckinglybusy these days so enjoy reading this short pathetic post (that is if anyone comes here anymore)

Vin's Eighteen Yall!

2008-07-24T06:10:00.000-07:00

Sorry la been very very VERY lazy to blog. In fact AM very lazy to do anything, but since its the Bird's birthday I shall blog.
It all began on the morning of the 23rd of July 2008 at 8.30 a.m.where I reluctantly rolled out off bed to shutthestupidfuckingalarmoff!!! I mean *clears throat* lifted my lazy bum self off the bed to disarm my phone alarm which was going "do do you got a first aid kit handy, do do you know how to patch up a wound..." so ANNOYING!!!! the I rolled back into bed and stayed curled up like a prawn for another 10mins repeating to myself in my head "Manda, get up...got to shave...later no time..bf coming...wake up la..."
So when I finally got my lazy ass up, I got myself ready and still wasn't in time to drink my Nescafe before baby came which was at 10 o clock teehee! So, I invited him in to watch me sip on hot Nescafe, then I was hungry and he dowan let me fry egg to eat hmmph!! So, I whined! muahahahaa!!! O right, if you're wondering why I'm not at work on a Wednesday its cause I took leave.
After managing to get me into the car, bf drove to 7 eleven and we had some microwave heated "balls" for breakfast, its pretty good ne don't underestimate 7 eleven's balls. We hung out together till round 3 then headed for lunch with Ang in Old Town, where baby and I had nasi lemak while Ang had peanut butter toast.
Being greedy and extremely hungry, I wanted peanut butter toast and nasi lemak for lunch, so here's what happened:

Ang
Me
Eh, you really dowan to eat ar?
dowan la..dowanna waste money.. go back home I make food
Sure not? Nah, wanna eat this? *points at 3/4 eaten nasi lemak* I know you want it, don't be shy la
*laughs* dowan la
nonnit shy wan la, just take it! * pushes plate in front of him*
k la k la *eats and smiles*
SEE I know you wanted to eat it! *orders peanut butter toast*

We sent Ang home after that and went to Villa Heights, where I squeezed all the blackheads off baby's face! hahahahahaha!!! It was SO FUN!!! The blackheads were enormous and never ending!!! the end result, baby pretty d!!! hey even his parents and friends noticed ok! so baby next time stop screaming and shut up when I pinch your zits! hmmph!
At 6 I planted myself in Vin's place.We went to tapau food for her mum and Simran after a while in Tong Shen which was so cool cause I haven't been there in ages!
Sent food back to the starved then went down to Mewah Club to find QUAI!!! whom I haven't seen in ages she tried to hug me when she was dripping wet from the swimming pool so we had like a semi- hug thing, I also saw Wei Qi without the twin which was really weird.
Then mamak where we made allot of noise doh! with Nicki and Yee after we all got ready, but before that we went to fill Vin's car with petrol where 3 an nehs tried to assist her while Quai and I sniggered in the car watching.
Then kareoke next, in Metro Point.Yee tried to go into the parking lot via the exit then proceeded to scratch her car while parking =.=
Karaoke was just plain screaming on microphones, whoever told you that we'd be singing??? Here's a bit of what we did:

> dance like lunatics
> sang and danced to 1000 Miles ala White Chicks
> Quai splatted cake on the wall
> screamed this "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIVE AFTER LOVE!!! (by Cher)"
> screamed profanities on the microphone
> Nicki turned into a retarded Laine to say that Laine was with us....
> Humped chairs every time the phrase "making love" came on
> danced Woon Yee- style

Well it was great fun if I told you about the whole thing this post would not end and you'd be bored which I bet you already are. Pics are with Quai Quai!

Till next time, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRD!!

Tag 2

2008-07-04T07:40:00.000-07:00

I TAG KONG LEE LIAN!!!

Tag!

2008-07-03T07:29:00.000-07:00

a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle.
b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
e. Put this on your blog.

1. If someone says,"Is this okay?"
Migrate- Mariah Carey feat. T. Pain (ok..)

2. How would you describe yourself?
Sempurna- Andra and the Backbone (very true!)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Finally- Fergie (WTF! doesn't make sense!)

4. How do you feel today?
Beat It- Fall Out Boy (good one! but i'm not feeling all that anti social tho)

5. What is your life's purpose?
Realize- Colby Caillat (so philosophical)

6. What is your motto?
Give Up- Linkin Park (CHOI!!! damn sad lo..)

7. What do your friends think of you?
My Generation- Limp Bizkit (somewhat relevant)

8. What do you think of your parents?
The Only- Static X (aww...)

9. What do you think about very often?
Break The Ice- Britney Spears (what a waste of brain power)

10. What is 2+2?
Apologize- One Republic (lol)

11. What do you think of your best friend?
Tear Drops On My Guitar- Taylor Swift (NO SUCH THING LA!! more like Damaged- Danity Cane lol!)

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Hot- Avril Lavigne (at least something's right!)

13. What is your life?
Alway's Be My Baby- David Cook (awww...)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Miss Independent- Kelly Clarkson (yea man!!)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Stay With Me- First Lady (awww..see! this means something! right?)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Viva La Vida- Coldplay (how?!?!)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
No Air- Jordan Sparks aft Chris Brown (yea well i am dead)

18. What is your hobby/interest?
Lunchbox- Marilyn Manson (i'm interested in lunchboxes?!?! CHOI CHOI CHOI!!!)

19. What is your biggest fear?
Missing You- First Lady (aww..true at times then there're butterflies..)

20. What is your biggest secret?
4 Minutes- Madona ft. JT and Timberland ( huh?)

21. What do you think of your friends?
Vindicated- Dashboard Confessionals (okay...)

22. What will you post this as?
Is It You- Cassie (right...)

23. What song would you play during your first time having sex?
i'mma have fun with this one
1st attempt: Bille Jean- David Cook (seriously lo! fuck damn slow lo like this)
2nd attempt: I Can Feel You All Around Me- Flyleaf (o yeah...LOL)
3rd attempt: If I never See Your Face Again (good song good song)
attempt 4: Bleeding Love- Leona Lewis (haiyo..)
attempt 5: What About Now- Chris Daughtry (LOL!!!)

Eight people I tag :
everyone worth tagging has been tagged

A Year's Worth Of Exercise

2008-06-27T07:11:00.000-07:00

After ages of just sitting down in an air conditioned office, one would become accustomed to the sub zero temperatures. One such person is me.
Its bad enough that I have a known dislike for heat, I've also become very used to freezing cold temperature of which I endure probably close to 24 hours.
I freeze in my bedroom
I freeze on the way to work in the car
I freeze in the office
I freeze when I down for lunch in Mid Valley
I freeze when I come home from work in the car
and the cycle repeats.

Today however was different, yes I did the 1st 3 of my "freeze-itinerary" but I was whisked away to Kajang after watching the movie Wanted, -which was God forsakenly good!! cause of all the special effects and all, o ya I also froze in the cinema- there we went to the playground for basketball, well at least Sher did the rest of us -kusu, hatin, vin and i- had our own game of "basketball" -mostly stupid stunts and allot of shouting kicking and whacking (kusu and I)- in the evening! which means...

HOT!!!!
PANAS!!!
SWEAT!!!

thus, the most exercise I had in... ages?
anyway it was fun, chasing ourselves around and watching Sher- my fisherman- do very...odd impressions LOL.

A Message

2008-06-14T08:46:00.000-07:00

Because things don't always turn out the way you want them to,
just old your head high and stay strong
you'll be aiite
*smiles*

p/s: keep thinking of how we turn up and gave you lol moments by
nicky locking his keys in the car
so we had to drive an ancient saga to get the spare
and i wanted to sit in front so joe had to sit behind and we couldn't go over road humps
so we had to switch places
then the ancient saga had rather faulty breaks so joe said we'll ram into church and holy water would spray out
then we were afraid that the ancient saga would just die on the road and we'll stand around crying
after that you got to see ah kuas for the 1st time

p/s: it was a pretty happy day despite all i had loads of fun i hope you did too =)

For The Sake of Blogging

2008-06-11T06:30:00.000-07:00

Evidently this blog is more than dead so to whoever who's reading this

HELLO!!!

my life's excruciatingly boring as you can see, the only thing interesting thing that happened so far today is that I played with that wish-ball thingy, come to thing of it, it would've been pretty damn funny to watch myself play with it considering I lol-ed everytime I got an answer or cursed it when it gave me a sucky one.

Speaking of how boring my life is, here's a few things that are actually INTERESTING that I didn't blog about because I was and still am too lazy.
1. went out with Sher to watch Orang Besi decades ago
2. failed my driving test for the 3rd time
3. attended Kong's 18th birthday
4. switched driving schools because I was convinced that place was jinxed
5. had 1st driving lesson (in different driving school) with Vella which was nothing but hilarious because it was a mati-enjin-fiasco
6. then i failed my driving test for the 4th time the next day, I made it to parking OK!
7. attended Nicki's 18th birthday party and did NOT get drunk!!!
10. went out with baby and bugged him to take me shopping more like whacked him into submission
11. had driving lessons with vela while laughing our heads off at nonsense
12. I fucking finally passed my driving test! at the 5th try. I DID NOT BRIBE!!!
9. went to Sg. Tekala with baby- who doesn't believe me that I passed my test without bribing- we sat on rocks and...I saw monkeys!!
10. I read a book called The Time Traveler's Wife, which is nothing but GREAT! but I'm sad about how it all ends.
11. I call Clayton gay in La Senza
12. a lizard tries to hide in my towel, FOOL!!

and thats that maybe some time in the future I'll turn transform into a hardworking person and blog.

p/s: I'm still sad about the story- I'm not crazy

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Finally!!

2008-06-05T07:20:00.000-07:00

After repeatedly failing my driving test,

I PASSED!!!

I know right? I can't believe it either!

I'm now legally allowed to drive and pose danger to everyone on the road!

And with that I like to thank Vela (my instructor)-don't think he knows that this blog exists in the 1st place-with a meal of fish head noodles...SOON

the ends

Preview

2008-06-01T06:27:00.000-07:00

We weren't drunk mind you!

ELAINE CH'NG YILING GET YOUR ASS ONLINE I WANT THE REST OF THE PICTURES!!!!

Powderful

2008-05-27T07:20:00.000-07:00

This is going to be another meaningless short post.

Just an advice for you people out there, DO NOT become guinea pigs for 'fresh' make-up artists!

You see being the 'nice' person that I am -plus I was bloody bored and didn't know any better, well maybe I did but I didn't know I'd come out looking like that- I allowed myself to become an experimental project for an interviewee at the office.

It all happened when I was sitting quietly at my table half suppressing a groan while looking at the never ending workload when suddenly Sharon -non of you reading this would know who this is but o well- came about and searched for her victim to be made into guinea pig and so, she got me.
Entering the room I was greeted by at first glance a very pretty girl with big eyes and thick batting lashes- fake of course- then after a while of looking at her see looked rather anorexic and haggard with a sunken face and amplified eyes due to the lack of flesh on her and her skin looked corpse-like, literally white with a grayish tinge-OK, maybe she wasn't that bad but she definitely reminded me of that woman from The Emperor's New school show thingy, you know the stick thin wrinkly figure.

So enough of how she looks like, moving on to her 'skills'. She dabbed foundation and face powder on my with a pad thingamabob- that felt more like a powder puff wrapped in tissue paper- like she was trying to kill some ants that were scurrying around my face. After that she proceeded to apply the rest of the make up to achieve the 'natural look', but according to her it was 'natureral, look'. By the way, I know she's starting to sound like a monster but she really is a nice person, I just like exaggerating. Right! So next I was suffocated with her powder puff =S.

The result:
1. I looked like someone just dunked my face in powder
2. I had brown chunky eyebrows
3. I had light bronzey-gold lips
4. The eyeliner didn't touch the base of my lids so there was a line of skin peeking though
5. I had flipping deliberately clumped up eyelashes

Solution:
(Note that I always push up my hair with my glasses) I placed my glasses on my head and covered my face with my hair -thank Heavens that I kept my fringe- and walked back to my cubicle keeping my head down all the way- like I was attending some funeral- rummaged my bag for my face wipes and proceeded to endure the stinging pain of chemicals on my dry skin.

Anyway, I would like once again to say that she isn't really that bad, she's more of maybe 40% of what your imagining now but any who she was polite so I'll give her credit for that.

Flash Here

2008-05-22T08:12:00.000-07:00

Long long post will make its debut a long long time from now so in the time being, let me tell you about what 'ulu pekan' people who don't get out much do.
As most of us would know, in Mid Valley Megamall the parking ticket is supposed to be slotted in back into the machine which happens to be situated next to a device for "card swiping"- which can only be used by those who use the seasonal parking there- when about to exit the parking lot, common sense right? Like DOH!
BUT you see here's what 'ulu pekan' people do,

Yesterday in Mid Valley's parking lot:

sher
me
*drives out from parking lot* baby pass me the ticket
*passes ticket and notices "flash here" sign on device* baby flash there *expects some mock-flash-body-part-move*
*swipes card on device and notices bar does not rise*
*stares speechless and bursts out laughing* OMG BABY!!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! PUT THE IN THERE LA *points to machine* hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*laughs* sorry la a bit blur
you don't come out very often do you *almost chokes from laughing*
*gives some excuse*
*continues laughing*

10 minutes later

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*shy*

another 10 minutes later

seriously la baby thats was so.... bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*shy*

another 10 minutes later

*looks at him* baby shy ar? *lol*
*smiles and keeps quiet*
next time...don't swipe the parking ticket *lol*

p/s: baby if u read this... LOL!!! I just had to =P

BOOH!

2008-05-12T07:45:00.000-07:00

I actually have allot to blog about but i'm just too lazy let me just start by saying that because of a motherfuckingchibaipukimakpandi i failed my driving test again and i'm also over stuffed with Penang hawker food.
Updates when i feel hardworking enough.

Curse of the Kancil

2008-05-04T06:02:00.000-07:00

For the billionth time in a row, I've managed to forget my password.
That being said,
I shall not be blogging about anything interesting today besides the fact that

1. I've once AGAIN FAILED my driving test by rolling down the hill backwards AGAIN while swearing (so undignified la! which prompted me to tell Sher that it was the fault of the Kancil and bad Feng Shui)

2. Kong also failed her driving test for the 2nd time- which is rather consoling- by executing a four-point turn instead of a three-point (this information was provided by her brother without her consent in the presence of everyone, bless him)

3. Tharsh suffered the same fate and took the test thrice.

Laugh at us all you want but note that you'll be in grave danger when you see us on the road or perhaps even in person [insert evil laugh]

Defying Age

2008-04-22T08:54:00.000-07:00

Behold the miracles of photoshop!

(focus on his eyes)

BEFORE

AFTER

if only skin care products work this well

I Got A Tiger!!

2008-04-21T06:49:00.000-07:00

I've got nothing to blog about.

Just dropped by to say

I GOT TIGER!!!

Unfortunately he has been reduced to a pussy cat because he called me a buffalo.

MUAHAHAHAHA!!

meow meow!!

I'm very lifeless go to hell if you think I'm lame I'll see you there!

Mid Morning Camera Action

2008-04-14T22:36:00.001-07:00

I forgot these existed, have fun!

just getting warmed up

because Vin said her face looked fat

I dowan see!!!

I never say!

so smeeowly

must look like puppies
(didn't work)

I'm scared!

stoned or steamed?
(can't be steamed I was beside her)

Bring out the 8 year old me only I didn't look this good I swear! I looked like a..very bad la

Manda: OOO!!
Vin: *must look like sick turkey, must look like sick turkey! perfect!*

Vin: *fantasizes*
Manda: *must look fierce must look fierce! dammit!*

Just laugh I know you want to

Bringing out the lame

These are the few pictures that looked somewhat decent the rest are to remain hidden as I'd like to still be able to show my face in public.

Desperation

2008-04-14T07:47:00.000-07:00

Part 1: On the outside
Name: Amanda Yap
Date of Birth: 4th September
Current Status: Err..I have a boyfriend?
Eye Colour: Brown.
Hair Colour: Light brown with ashy blonde highlights
Righty or Lefty: Righty!
Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Part 2: On the Inside
Your Heritage: Chinese (I just look like one)
Your Fear: A wide variety of things, butterflies included
Your Weakness: I tend to zone out during the most important of times

Part 3: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up: Where's the damn snooze button?!
Your bedtime: Anytime of the day that I feel sleepy
Your most missed memory: New Year's Eve at Alvin's life seemed easier then

Part 4: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: Hands down, Pepsi
McD's or Burger King: McD, only because I'm fancying some curly fries now
Single or Group Dates: Single, wouldn't want to be indecent you know
Adidas or Nike: Nike, because I like their advertisements
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Don't make me choose!

Part 5: Do You . . .
Smoke: Once and hate it!! (this is a very big big hint for a certain SOMEONE)
Curse: Lets just say I'm not a saint
Drink : Rarely

Part 6: In the Past Month
Drank alcohol: Yeap
To the mall: Yeap
Been on stage: NO!
Eaten sushi: Yeap
Dyed your hair: Yeap!

Part 7: Have You Ever?
Played a stripping game: Nope (where's Kong when you need her?)
Changed who you were to fit in: Na'a

Part 8: Age
You're hoping to be married: Lets see...Why do you want to know?

Part 9: In A Guy/Girl
Best eye colour: Blue!!!
Hair colour: Natural
Short or long hair: Short!!! Sorry for liking stereotypes but I like to be the one with the overgrown hair on head

Part 10: What Were You Doing?
1 minute ago: Typing "eeeeeeeeeeeeee" into the conversation box with Nicki
1 hour ago: Trying not to pull my hair out of agitation
1 month ago: Don't remember, don't think it would've been anything interesting anway
1 year ago: Telling myself repeatedly that I'm suppose to be studying

Part 11: Finish The Sentences
I love: strawberries, my boyfriend, my doggies my mummy daddy and my lump of a brother, shopping,my friends, shoes and the list can go on (note that this is in no particular order)
I feel: Bored as hell
I miss: Having a life
I need: My life back and to pass my JPJ test which I've already failed because of that hill

Part 12: Tag 5 People
One: Avinder Jit Jit Kaur
Two: Laine
Three: Nicki
Four: Jun Li
Five: whoever who has a blog and has nothing to do

List out 5 presents you wish for:
a) My life
b) License to drive
c) A truck load of money to spend without consequences
d) A holiday (preferably to the beach)
e) Really good meals which contain no fat and carbo

p/s: Nicki says that Mr Potato is horny

OK!!!!

2008-04-11T01:32:00.000-07:00

I had the whole week of from work.
For most people that'll be a call for some serious celebration, for me it was more of
a loud scream in the head telling me that I'm going to be more broke than usual,
and
a major realization that I'm going to have nuts to do for a week!
And so, of I decided to make Avinder Jit Kaur stay with me ( I know, of all the people right)
So after work, which this time consisted of labor work where I had to run around in heels carrying things cause I was in a rush and relocate things and also rearrange impossibly heavy objects and climb tables and chairs while channeling Spiderman, OK scratch that last part, I whisked myself back to Kajang via KTM *shudders*.
Anyway, daddy arrived at Vin's at about 7.30pm or so and we headed back home.
Within the 5 days that she stayed over, we've managed to watch a movie about a psyco substitute cook in a sorority house who kills people and feeds the victims' flesh to others. Its pretty damn sick really considering the whole show was like a mesh of perverted lesbians who if weren't talking about sex were having it and each time that they did Vin and I would stare at pillows with disgusted looks on our faces then we'd look at time screen again and try very hard not to be disgusted only to stare back at pillows again, and if they weren't being a bunch of perverts they were high on crack or getting gruesomely murdered by the nut head of a chef who happens to be from Hungary and is only able to peak a word of English, "OK!!!!" yeap thats it. O ya and there's a guy who talks to his dick in the show like "its OK, don't worry, we'll get to go to that special place soon".
This conversation led us to a brilliant idea, ask Sher and Brian whether they talk to theirs.
They said no and well, THANK GOD!!!
Can you really blame me for feeling relieved?

So enough of that sick movie, having nothing to do we also watched Jun, The Eye the American version which made me laugh, Chuck and Larry, Wedding Crashers, The Atonement (halfway), Disturbia, Tenacious D where we witnessed how to deactivate lasers with a cock which was both funny and disturbing at the same time and I'd probably be forgetting to mention one or two movies but I really can't recall right now. Then we got bored and this started:

stoned

not right

Vin looks spastic I look like on weed or something

Vin being retarded again as you can see I feel sorry for her

Then I decided to look spastic

such sorrow...

*sniff sniff* don't ask...

After watching movies bored us out, the nonsense began, one situation of we which I called Sher up and both Vin and I went "Grrrr... and Meow..." pathetic I know but we were bored you know.
Next we had a conversation about body hair with Sher, why? no clue!

Vin was suppose to head home on Thurs, but plans were changed which I however didn't realize because I didn't read a certain message sent by my mother earlier and so we both got up and had breakfast and waited..
then mum and Sean came home =.=!
Mum
Vin
Me
"yea la manda don't know how to read message"
"eh? *checks inbox* oww...."
"bloody fool"
"eh heh heh"

Right..so the nonsense begun again

I don't know what possessed me to make that face

retarded unbalanced ballerina

behold, cheap porn, she isn't even nude bleh! (ewewewew)

Anyway, the woman went home on Friday morning and I literally slept the for the rest of the whole Friday only to wake up for dinner, I'm a piggy I know.

p/s: Sitting too long on a motorbike hurts the ass

Back in the Long Hair Days

2008-03-31T07:08:00.001-07:00

I now present to you the mother load of overdue posts

Quite frankly, these posts are so long overdue that I don't really remember what actually happened.

1st of,

Nicki, Joesy, Nicky and I hung out at MV God only knows when, I can't recollect.

From what I remember, I went out for lunch earlier with Sher only to return back to the office to receive a message from Nicki saying that she'd bought movie tickets for all of us already at 4pm to watch 10000b.c. (stupid show). Arriving at the cinema, we noisily searched for our seats, then noisy sat down and made noise throughout the movie maniacally making fun of it especially Nicki who was ALSO fiddling with her things. After the movie we played pool.
Then, we headed for Chilis for dinner where Ah Wong met up with his parents. At dinner Nicki managed to tell every passing waiter that I was pregnant because I needed warm water for my gastric =.=! Then another round of pool after the plan for another movie was canceled and Nicki splurged and started to feel guilty, then again you can't blame the girl for not fighting temptation especially when Joesy is around.

I'm a fairy!!! fly dammit!!

Joesy ATTEMPTS to play pool

"coach" trying to tell me which ball to shoot

excuse the dressing I wasn't feeling well SERIOUS!!

Nicki and her splurge

I'm fabulus!

I'm still fabulus!

POKE!!!

excuse my friends

Results Day! The day when only two people were calm.

definitely not this one

On the morning on this very inauspicious yet auspicious day, Vin, Nicki, Kusu, mummy and I had breakfast together, shortly after, we were joined by Kusu's dad who had heard our voices from quite a distance from where we were thus allowing him to track us down, lol.
Back in school, the teachers made a little commotion about us wearing shorts and all, unfortunately, we couldn't be bothered, thus their efforts of threatening us saying that they'll with hold our results were non other then IGNORED what makes you think that we were going to listen to you now when we didn't when we were still schooling in the 1st place? fools.
Anyway, our results were to be out late again delayed as expected- when have they ever been on time again?- so we went to the toilet of a little camwhore session

mirror, you're not safe from us yet!

Coming out from the toilet after our little "photoshoot", we heard that out results had arrived and so,
Everybody: OMG X 1000

Nicki and I: o yes ar? why aren't we scared?

behold one of the everybody who went OMG OMG OMG OMG! I heard that she started wailing in front of the desk even before she took her results. Kusu.. Kusu.. why do you wail you smart fart?

I told you I didn't care

This picture, obviously is here just for you to erupt in laughter

look at the flaring nostrils

After all the laughter screaming wailing and whatever not, I called Sher up and we headed for SMKTJ to get his results.

Balls shivering time and here's what I do,

how could you possibly think that we wouldn't?

dead bitch

Next, we headed for KFC for lunch

glutton
Then for karaoke

doesn't look like karaoke does it?

Sean wasn't amused nor entertained

syok sendiri Next, Secret Recipe

why she makes such a face I don't know

I can't explain this one either

Since Kusu and I wanted our eyebrows done, we headed to town jammed in a tiny Kelisa before that Kusu and I had a "sparring" session in Metro Point complete with chasing each other around the place and kicking each other.
For God knows what reason, we ended up in Villa Height's playground after that. Then after an hour or so, 7 of us- Vin, Hatin, Elaine, Kusu, Preet, Sher and I- jammed back into that tiny car and headed home.
The journey, was anything but peaceful especially when you have a screaming bony butt Kusu sitting on you when you're in a very confined space and she moves around constantly whacking people and pulling Hatin's hair, then again, we were a noisy bunch to begin with, shouting instead of talking when there was barely a ft of a gap between on another. To add to that, Kusu managed to say very loudy and very confidently that she lived in STUNGAI CHUA, and from then on, she was known as Stungai.

Ah Wong's Last Day in Civilization
Left work at 4pm because I would just die before I called another customer again and met up with Nicki and her bf at Nandos.
After food, we headed off for Kajang where we met up with Joesy and the sad soul who was going to Kelantan in Sushi King

they aren't very efficient huh? The plan was to go Karaoke after that BUT Ah Wong apparently hates it, do being the good friends that we are, we entertained him 1st, with a lousy game of pool with Nicki on the most pathetic pool table on planet Earth where after 10mins of playing they decided to roll the balls in instead. Camwhore session commenced after that

Nicki: *constipates and tries not to fart* Joe: *gives birth with a smile while graciously supporting himself as so not squash Manda* Manda: *puts hand in between legs and steps on Joe's hand*

because Nicki and Joe were trying to hide certain bits

I don't know why

the pain!

Nicki tries to bowl

Joe's happy feet moment

Bowling bored us and so we eventually dragged Ah Wong for karaoke

feel the intensity

her emotions pour out

it tries to hide
After karaoke, we were to go home, on the way down in the lift

preserved, we're never to forget that Kelantan got bear!

Sher's 18!

2008-03-23T07:38:00.001-07:00

For the 1st time in a very long time, my blog will be updated with RECENT events.

Saturday was Sher's birthday, i waited for Laine to get her butt home from Ipoh, told dad that we'll leave the house at 5 and ended up leaving at 5.30, i mean, what the hell, i'm dating a bhai lol (excuses). So at 5.30 i left the house and picked Laine up.

pre party shot, still looking clean and sane

Reaching avin's house, we were greeted by her sister then we proceeded to barge into the woman's room (vin) and bugged her to get dressed then we slapped some make up on her and left.
Reaching there at 7 we were greeted by Hatin who was busy fanning the charcoal, then he lead us to sher's place where we found him half dressed thank the heavens that half of him was dressed cause the door was wide open =.=!

Anyway, the whole lot of us sat and chatted for a bit and he opened a few pressies one of which was rather obscene, i mean interesting?

Later on, the bbq started

his mummy turning the chickens

laine looking like an angry bull

brian decides to keep his eyes closed while taking picture, i guess the flash hurts his eyes
introducing kiap kiap girl

behold butter girl! she butters sausages with her tongue out, i wonder why!

and not forgetting chicken man!

kiap kiap girl: chicken anyone?

kiap kiap girl and butter girl pose for the camera

kiap kiap girl gets upset because she lost her kiap kiap and has to settle for the butter instead

someone asked him to hold the raw chicken =.=!

eric and attempting to use a cacat kiap kiap

hatin bbq-ing, i sense someone drooling ahem!

After a being fed a few tiny pieces of chicken and eating some kacang kuda thingy we went to get vin some panadols with brian and vin and we kinda left laine there whoops!
Came back and not long after we were out again playing some funny game, then Laine had to get home so the cake was to be cut
so, we returned to the house where

we found sher's grandmother smoking lol, she somehow looks rather cool lol

he's turning 18 and so we stuck 12 candles into the birthday cake, we make sense

sher: *wishing*
sarah: *blows candles*
imagine these in a simultaneous sequence
then, the feeding session

he feeds the father

father feeds him

the mummy's turn to be fed

and vise versa

i must say the cheese cake was delious! next he fed me the chocolate cake and smashed the remains on my face!
and so payback was in order with hatin's help i managed to get revenge muahahahaha!

payback is sweet

If memory doesn't fail me-which it so constantly does- the whole lot of us went out to the playground after that.

Then we returned to the house again, this time to BHANGRA!!!

the boys having their fun time

i did NOT take this picture of saha's butt

vin trying to teach me how to bhangra

the both of us looking stupid

i still can't bhangra but i can dance or at least try to do something that resembles it

since my bf was already half dead i danced with hatin

vin: *think to self-ewewew omg ew*
weird guy: i like you
vin: *thinks to self- EWWW!!*

vin krumping lol

dancing with my very tired bf

we weren't sure what we were doing

saha showing off his moves

saha so lehm...ok la he can dance not so lehm la

i sense someone drooling at the sight of something *winks*

after bhangra we all sat down for a chat, more like we just talked a bunch of nonsense and laughed about it. Left the party at 3.30am and returned home to collapse on then bed and drift into slumber land

The end!

p/s: time does fly when you're having fun, went by a lil too fast for my liking this time grrr... tata!

I'm Blonde!

2008-03-23T07:11:00.000-07:00

After having long dark brown hair like this

for God knows how long, it evolved into this

very 'un-glam' hairdo, because my fringe was getting a lil TOO long and was blocking my view, I decided to chop my very messed up locks off and go blonde last Thursday

TADAA!!

and here's the left over, and honestly speaking my head feels a million times lighter!

Orang Utan's Birthday!

2008-03-16T04:03:00.000-07:00

This post is long long long overdue i know but hor... you can't blame me right i work and ho tired mah! then hor i keep forgetting my password...and so in the past two weeks i've managed to change me password 3 times? or was it 4?

ANYWAY

Last god knows how many tuesdays ago was jun li's birthday. I don't quite remember what happened though, eh heh heh yea la over due la but i do know that we went for karaoke after we kidnapped kusu from her own house

the people

the song we sang i mean, screamed, we don't sing when we karaoke

bitch!

cow!

bird!

donkey!

buffalo, cow and bitch

birthday cake! i wanted it to say 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORANG UTAN', but kusu was against it meh!

we sat on ah wong because he itchy hand change the song!

excuse the jit jit

needless to say this wasn't a very good song

I AM QUEEN!!!

look! i have ass! got ar?

quotes joe, SO LEHM!

kusu started the cake splating and the result

splat ah wong!

then have to hold water pipe for ah wong to wash hair

And thats that i shall return to blog again in the DISTANT future and yea my English very the ah pek i know bleh!

KAJANG!!!

2008-03-02T02:40:00.000-08:00

Yesterday the plan was to not go out with anyone and stay with the family and so that's what i did (initially).

The day's plans was to visit the grandmama then go to 1U.

BUT, the whole world was jammed up by the time we went out and so we had ayam kampung for lunch and the parents decided that they wanted to head home

So HOR, i had this very 'gatal' plan la.
(you don't think wrong thing when i say gatal can or not?!?!)

here's what happened
me
mama
daddy
Sean

mummy...can i go to avin's house ar????
no la... why?
please la...i wanna hang out in kajang and wanna talk talk then got party at friend's house at night
no la...later u go do this and that and....
where got?? not like got anything to do at home also, sit down and fat mou meh???
haiyo, talk to your dad la
PLEASE!!! bored la at home. kkk i don't go for the party can??? cause i really just wanna hang out in kajang i don't wanna go for the party also (its the truth OK)
*silence*
so can i go????
when we call you must come back ar
yaay!! thank you!! weee!!
can i come?
NO!
why? please?
lazy
take your brother along
ish...why you all ar...

in the end i didn't bring the brother along and i was so ecstatic to be in Kajang everyone was just like =.=!
SORRY LA! I GREW UP THERE OK!

reaching avin's house we greeted each other
me avin
BITCH!!!
BITCH!!!
actually it was simultaneous, lol

both of us couldn't believe i was there, in fact everyone couldn't believe i was in Kajang
yea that's how much my life sucks

Anyway, at 4.30 in 'Bhai timing' my gf came to pick us up
o ya, if you ever wanna take a ride in that car, i suggest minimal amount of clothing.

1st to Rest 1 (mamak shop) for drinks where for some reason we kept saying manis which would explain why my 'air limau' was more manis than it was masam.

Then to the playground-yea i went to the playground, you got a problem with that??-where we played on a very low swing while the other two,avin and hatin, played on the see saw-yea i know very lame, but shut it- and simran sat on top of the slide and gazed into outer space expressing her state of boredom.

Next, after his basketball game, i realised 2 things
i still can run (surprisingly)
i can be a Hindi movie actress running around in parks and gravel

After that, all five of us proceeded to another playground. And omg! sarah is sosososososo kawai! what? she is ok.

then we returned to avin's house, where....

WE HAD STRAWBERRY MILK SHAKE!

the end!

p/s: nicki called me up close to midnight and she and joesy sang the titanic theme song to me while li-wen just laughed on the phone, lol, i love my friends! MY HEART WILL GO ON AND ON~~~

My Ecstasy

2008-02-24T03:33:00.000-08:00

Please excuse the fact that this post is nearly a week delayed, but isn't that normal? OK never mind. With that aside, last Friday, I took a half day off from work, that is half the day free from
me
customer

Good morning can I speak to *insert customer's name*
yes?
My name is Amanda, I'm calling from *inset brand's name" head office, is it convenient for you to speak now?
what is it regarding?
We're currently updating our customer database, would you like to provide us with your current mailing address miss?
isn't it the same? you always send me mailers what? why need my details some more huh?
I'm so sorry miss, but in this database that i have currently your details aren't filled in, so would you like to update it?
*slam phone*
*puts phone down* BITCH!

Maybe not all the conversations turn out that way but come on!
OK, side tracking aside, I left the office at 12 on Friday and met up with Joe in FOS where the woman bought a tee.
Next we headed to Metrojaya where we went around the counters testing perfume until our nostrils were itching and we were holding so many samples we forgot which was which. Then I decided on YSL's Young Sexy Lovely. After that the both of us invaded the OPI nail polish section, where i made the sales girl apply six different colour nail polishes on my nails before settling for one, I'm indecisive shut up.
Then to Top Shop where Joe thought Nicki had died because she didn't pick up the phone....
Next, we proceeded to invade Zara where I spent more money. Eh, I earned the money OK!!
So, in the end the woman (Nicki) finally arrived, we met up at Big Apple Donuts parlor where some camera man was shooting photos of the place and possibly us and so we shamelessly posed.
Nicki bought her donuts, one of which was durian flavoured which eventually stank up the car but luckily for us we had the bunch of perfume samples in hand which we whipped out every time the durian smell crept up.
So, off to Bangsar we went!

In the car:

poser!

the traffic due to the religious

the trio united

Arriving at our destination we headed to fill our tummies first as Joe was getting rather weak and menstrual.

Delicious!

joesy moesy

hello there!

it really is Death by iced Chocolate or something like that

my constipated friend

excuse them, food etiquette escapes them

Joe faking an orgasm

my food!

=.=!

After filling up we walked around bloated and landed ourselves at various boutiques one of which was called
Bombshell

who's your bitch!

Next to Seven Days!

this place rocks!

I couldn't resist chucking my leg in there

they had the top in purple too!

booties rock!

check out the dress!

I had to pose in it heh heh

After all that we headed back to Mid Valley for our shopping finale and dinner at Madam Kwan's though i just watched while the both of them stuffed themselves with food. Joe felt nauseated after that lol. So I provided him with a plastic bag which he kept grumbling about for having to carry it around.
Heading home, I sat in the elevator on the way to the parking lot because I was dead from the gastric while the other two laughed at me. Then I went to the wrong car at the parking lot, if you're laughing go ahead because I was laughing myself half dead. Then in the car we created new lyrics for the song Hot by Avril in conjunction to Joe's nausea, and so here's our rendition of the song Hot
you make me so BLARGH!
you make me wanna drop
your so ridiculous
i can barely stop
i can hardly breathe
you make me wanna scream!
and so that was the end of Friday.
and I was HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!! by the end of the day, shopping with nut heads does me good!

MOVING ON TO SATURDAY!

I went out with Sher.
The rest, is for me to know and you to not.
I was very happy thanks *winks*

END!

China New Year Bukak House

2008-02-11T06:21:00.001-08:00

So last Saturday I think i opened my house-what kind of stupid english is this i don't know- for non other then, in the words of nicki, the Chinak New Year celebration. technically i've nothing much to write about -because i'm lazy- so i'll just leave the pictures to do the explaining.

vin and kong arrived the earliest and so we started cam whoring in my living room the activity before that shall be explained in the form of a video which i shall upload in aproximately 10 years time. do wait for it people (avin wears a red bra)

kong and i, the woman and her 'evil' face

so much for trying to look evil, vin looks more like she's gonna bitch

and so the rest arrive and we cam whore again, after they made me roll up the carpet twice!

don't ask

they start gambling young these days

excuse the jit jit

joe looks constipated

we fabulous!

still are!

and again!

we never get tired! (i bet you can tell)

i told you

i look stupid i know

but they look stupider!

forget nicki, focus on joe for a good laugh

of fashion and walrus, go figure

we looking "classy"

nicki's idea of a roxy advert

looking posh with marshmellows

the look of constipated-ness

shoes! mine! i love!and of course friends!

so much for fashion forward, vin looks retarded

peekaboo!

boys, you're not suppose to smile!

look to your left for not us thats where the real joke is

oh mandy!
oh wait!

and we ended up laughing hysterically

kononnya ada gaya

vin and her never ending battle, trying to keep her top up

doesn't it make you wonder if vin was pregs?

looking rather random as always

note, when taking pictures, look at the camera

all i can say is LOL

greetings!

bye bye!

hello bitches!

bangsar buddies take one

take two!

the end!!! yaay! i'm done!

Affairs of the Week Before

2008-01-28T05:46:00.001-08:00

I guess i've left this blog empty for long enough, but can you blame me? life is rather boring and monotonous thus leading to days without any inspiration of any sort. So, with the little inspiration i have now, I shall now begin to blog about my little adventure on Thaipusam and from what i recall would be the 25th of Jan, Friday.

The day began like any other except that I was going out with a bunch of human beings to The Pavilion, AGAIN. So i got dressed and went out of the house looking like this:

yea, i'm wearing pink, more like fushia no, i'm not trying to justify myself.

and those hoop ear rings I'm wearing, I can put my whole arm through it and they're pretty darn heavy.
So after breakfast I headed down to Kajang where I met up with the humans at a mamak shop next to the train station. During this short period of time at the mamak, I happened to notice that apparently, 'this thing' is a very useful phrase. In fact you can create a sentence out of it and not even know what you're talking about. Take this conversation for example:
Bryan
Sher
Hatin
Me
you better this thing
what thing??
you better just get used to this thing
what thing??? haiyooo
you just better this thing
this thing la if not this thing!
k la k la i just better this thing (what ever this thing is)

After a bunch of 'this thing's, we made a move for the train station where this happened,
as if you didn't know this was coming.
The KTM was the usual nightmare during this time of the day, it was probably 12 something by the time we go in, not to mention, it was a public holiday and we had the wonderful time of being squished and packed inside this wonderful public transport like sardines two words, I HATE!
Next stop was KL Central where we had drinks and bullied Hatin into lining up to buy tickets for us (school boys come in handy).
The monorail was another sardine can, only difference was we had a view of the city, which was more scary than it was facinating, I'm sorry but it felt like I was riding a roller coaster standing up.
After a few torturous minutes, we arrived! 1st thing we do, TO THE TOILET!! Can't blame us, we were sweating like pigs by the time we arrived. And so at the toilet,

please, you knew I had a camera with me what did you expect??

Out of the washroom we were greeted with constant whining from 'somebody' because that 'somebody' wanted to go karaoke instead of a movie as planned and so we went for karaoke at Red Box after lunch of course.
Only thing is, I didn't exactly have lunch, I had BR courtesy of Sher, yum! Anyway, I'll leave that part of the day out.
Moving on, KARAOKE!!

talk about blur-case look

Alvin in the "zone"

jun looking constipated

Sher, "syok sendiri" already

Tell me that isn't the sweetest thing ever

This is like the dark version of Romeo and Juliet

We actually sang to Backstreet Boys

I don't remember the name of the song

awww

Alvin at his "concert"

just laugh if you want to

awwwwww!!!

Hatin looks wasted and alvin is pulling his pants up think?

now seriously just laugh with me

seriously this is 'syok sendiri'

Hatin as kelawar

excuse the hair

its us

again!

people looking constipated

random

That about concludes the karaoke session next we went for shisha then home where I got a hell of a lecture accompanied with screaming for coming home late and now I'm grounded yaay! Never mind that, so that was Thaipusam.

The next day I returned to work this time with Jun Li, yes I got this woman a job and on the very same day, I got a call from the boss asking me to find another temp and so Quimby came to work on Friday the 25th of Jan.
Anyway forget that she came to work, I dub that unimportant what's significant here is that her boss treated us to some very pretty CUPCAKES!!!

PRETTY!!!

my cupcake!

jun's

Quimby's, I think?

Jun camwhoring with her cupcake

my turn!

After the whole cupcake fiasco and constant computer work, we began to get bored, plus it was lunchtime and there was hardly anyone around, taking the idea from the "prank" call that I made to Sher, we Jun decided to do something similar to Hatin, except this time we had a script prepared:

Excuse the writing, my hands were stiff from cold and constant tapping on the keyboard.
And so that concludes the rather 'interesting' events of my very uninteresting life, until the next time I decide to blog again.

Mummy's Birthday

2008-01-20T06:25:00.000-08:00

So last weekend we celebrated mummy's birthday in The Pavilion and here are a few pictures that were taken on the day, I'm just lazy to right an essay.
Now i know i said it was mum's birthday but i had the camera so,

pose 1

my inches from death look

if i were a fish, I'd look like this

my pitbull look

i got it from my mama~

the lala look

i love my shoes! need i say more?

MUMMY!!!

FOOD!

MORE FOOD!!

MORE MORE FOOD!!!

MORE MORE MORE FOOD!!!!

mummy's 1st birthday cake of the day courtesy of my aunt

the family with baby Owen! who happens to be my cousin by the way. ain't no more breeding around here!

and that's that. i got bored after a while walking in The Pavilion, note that i haven't withdrawn my pay yet and so i was penniless thus had to suffer with the likes of window shopping and let me tell you this, I HATE WINDOW SHOPPING!!! talk about depressing cause that's the only word to describe it.
Anyway, the younger brother and i bought her a pair of shoes each and treated her to some secret recipe while dad bought her a bloody gorgeous handbag from Bangsar that she'd been daydreaming about for a long time.
and so, happy birthday mummy! once again! loves ya!

p/s: i realise that my English is starting to sound more like Ingerris, I need a book!!!

Appreciate Your Name

2008-01-18T05:48:00.000-08:00

Working in this company has brought me to love my name a lot.

My job requires me to edit customer's details in a system, mainly the race and gender column.

Going through about 16000 names a day with my ass planted on the chair and eyes fixed in front of the computer screen while both my hands move as if they were set on automatic mode, a thought occurred to me that perhaps some parents enjoy making their children's name a topic of discussion or mockery take for example the name Poo Chanatda.

Imagine this, the person goes around and introduces him or herself (even the gender eludes me), "Hi there, I'm Poo"
or
the name Pansy Cheong
Pansy: Pansy *holds hand out for a hand shake*
other person with normal name: !@#$%^ I ain't no pansy! !@#$%^ *bitch slaps pansy*

and there are also those who are unfortunate enough to have such blunt parents like this poor fellow named Chow Yong. I mean come on! You didn't have to name him Ugly (chow yong means ugly in Chinese) even if he is, that's just mean.

and there are some parents who decide to name their children according to their feelings, Lim Sunyi's parent's must have been pretty lonely.

anyway, for all of us who have normal names, let us take a moment of silence to sympathize with the people who have the following names in the list below:
Preeyaporn
Ferial Baboo
Choi Choi
Toto
Fang Fang

p/s: if any of you have these names note that I'm just bored and having fun, have a nice day and to all you parents to be, sometimes being over creative with your child's name could eventually ruin their lives, just keep that in mind.

My Loony Day

2008-01-13T05:48:00.000-08:00

I RAN IN THE RAIN TODAY!!!

yes u heard me i ran in the rain today to Pavilion!!
yes, very undignified i know but what the hell! I'm from Pekan Kajang!

lemme start from the beginning,

i went for the edu fair held in KLCC today, met up with tharsh, pinky and hatin after i was done browsing.and so according to our plan, we were to go to Pavilion (it was about to rain) and so we decided to walk there.
halfway there, it started to rain
heavy
HEAVIER
and basically we were stuck
so under a shade, we saw buses on the road and sher had the wonderful idea of getting on the bus to get us to Pavilion.
and so we (thash and i) reluctantly "agreed" to the idea considerring the two of them had already ran to the bus.
and so, we ran...

in the bus, i saw Pavilion from the window, and so hatin had to run to ask the driver to let us down before he turned and so
we ran down to a tiny itty bitty shed and waited to cross the road.

The light turned red,
RUN!!!!
it was hilarious! I'm still laughing thinking about it, and the best past was it was the mall's MAIN entrance! people started to stare, who wouldn't? a bunch of crazy teens running amok, i would.

after that little adventure of ours we decided to look for the cinema,
which we couldn't find.
solution 1: directory
FAIL
solution 2: information counter
FAIL
solution 3: Harvey Norman security guard
FINALLY!!

bought tickets to watch AVP (sher's 'brilliant' idea eventhough i already said that AVP was going to suck bad) then off to have lunch where thash and i found out that chivalry really is dead as we were made to buy and serve drink to these two useless things!

off to the movie after lunch sitting at the side, we didn't have a very good view and so seeing that the 'couple seats' weren't occupied, yea, you guessed it, we ran up there and sat there.

basically i wasn't paying attention to the movie because, it SUCKED.
all four of us started laughing every time someone died for
the characters in this movie die very undignified deaths as they some times get stabbed in the face right on the nose by the alien's tongue.
and that about wraps it up, my loony day.

the things we do when the camera is present

i feel very short standing next to these people

sher, this is what you would call 'lala chai' wannabe

p/s: sher, got no stamina at all! and thash says hatin walks like a duck.

L

2008-01-12T05:35:00.000-08:00

As yall may or may not know, i still can't drive yet. yes, i know its depressing but whatever! i took my undang today and just so u know i ny read half of the book this morning at 5am to 5.30am as i dozed off. let me also remind you that I'm working so i TRIED to stay up last night to read that stupid handbook with rotten English quote "a children" unquote. anyway i failed to stay up and awakened a few hours close to dawn sitting down with the handbook still in my hand.
Was out of the house by 7 and headed off to take that bloody test of which i score a 42 for. yea yea whatever i still PASSED! i read only HALF the book OK!
Finished off at 9.30 ad headed to Batu 9 to sit for the godforsaken talk which only started at 1.50pm!!! i was awake for the 1st half of it and proceeded to fall asleep sitting up during the 2nd half. came home around 7 and that's about it.
I'm now a L license driver. (big deal)

BURGER

2008-01-10T04:47:00.000-08:00

So i went out bought a pretty top went for lunch in some shop famous for really good steam fish came back read literally a couple of pages of the undang handbook and wasted the rest of the time dreaming.
There really isn't much to blog about except that my brother yes my younger brother not me can cook really good burgers and i'm stuffed the end.
BURGER:

My Day Off from Work

2008-01-08T05:29:00.000-08:00

OK so I've been neglecting this blog for WAY TOO LONG and so since i had literally nothing at all to do today i shall now blog about how bored i was today.

Today i woke up at 2pm did the necessary went down ate and watched House then i continued watching the TV till about 4.30 till liyana said she was on her way.
Having said that i spent about half an hour trying to direct them to my place because yea i live in the deepest depths of sg long.
and instead of reaching at 3 like she told me she would she ended up coming at 5.30? i love my house!
so after that short encounter with the only human race from smk convent kajang for a long while i went to bed AGAIN!!!
and that's how my day off from work went, so totally and utterly BORING!!!

Happy 2008 Yall!!

2008-01-02T05:03:00.000-08:00

OK so i finally decided to give up on the idea of uploading the videos i took on new year's eve and the wee hours of new year's day cause youtube and blogger refuses to allow me to upload them so f*ck it, in any case happy 2008 yall!

As some of you may know, i returned from my trip to ipoh on the 30th and went to bed on the 31st of dec 2007. Woke up at 10 later on in the day and decided that i shall go to avin's house to spend my new year and so i called my amma and appa up. Appa said he'll pick me up in half an hours time! Anyone would know that Manda CANNOT be ready in half an hour no matter what the situation. To make matters worse i had no clothes due to the trip to ipoh. so i scrambled out of bed and tried to get ready in the little time i had and only to open my closet to nothing to wear so i had to go out to the garden to collect some clothes and iron them...
So anyway went to vin's house and the plan was to crash in kusu's house in the end but due to some miscommunication that cow thought that we weren't going to go to her place and so she decided to go to the pj temple and spend the night in her relatives house...
So change of plans, after our nap, preet arrived then followed by tharsh who brought a pair of jeans for me as requested for i felt rather under-dressed. the woman needs make up! she looked rather hot after i applied some on her. moving on, jun li arrived after a while then followed by bryan and parveen.
The rides arrived soon enough. We were suppose to follow a certain someone to the house but i ended up running of to the BMW after seeing that it was a Kancil i had to sit in if i followed the 1st choice. sorry bitches!!
Upon reaching the destination we had kapak to drink, lol its brandy actually. After that i had white wine which was when i starte to resemble a tomato then followed by red wine where my head felt like it was at the brink of explosion but all in all i was still very sane.
Moving on to the main activity of the night, the singing, it was hilarious but unfortunately youtube wouldn't upload them. Next we pelted bryan with eggs, soya sauce and beer and vin broke the toilet sink, lol.
We hopped to watch the fireworks and jumped all the way back still very very sober, hard to believe but we were. Anyway the night i mean morning ended with a trip to the mamak and then back to vin's house at 5am. Thats about it, i'll leave you with some shots of the end of 2007 and the begining of 2008,
preet's drawing, personally i think the tree looks like pubic hair

at the dining with glorious food prepared by vin's mama

simran and i

the view from the apartment

the giant and dwarf, yea i'm mean

berbulu bintang by our dear host alvin and his chipmunks, pinky and hatin

naive avin thinks that she can take a picture with people who've been pelted with food stuff without being dirtied

pinky trying to tell us that its smells in there and it does!!

got stinky

just think of me in the next bunch of pictures as if i've got too much blusher on but i swear was very sane. lol

HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES!!

Misery with a capital 'M'

2007-12-30T07:49:00.000-08:00

If you haven't guessed that I'm really miserable by now you'd probably be having an incurable brain disease that causes your brain cells to deplete rapidly. Why am i so depressed, lets see, to start of i have this whole crummy college thing to think about, next,well, never mind this one, it shall be kept P&C and then, i spent two days in ipoh eating and sleeping, OK it wasn't that bad cause i got to play with my baby cousin but anyway eating and sleeping isn't exactly how i like spending my days, did i mention i slept at 12.30am after having my 3rd dinner that day and flipping though all the channels on astro for about 20 times before i finally gave up, then i realize that one again i will be counting down to year 2008 in front of the computer again! like seriously, EVERY DAMN YEAR!!! WHY?!?! then wonderful kusu decides to tell me that she met a really hot guy during her little expedition to desa water park. THANK YOU!!! o right, and I'm also BROKE!!! weeee!!! shut up i am bitter!!!

Of The Eve of Christmas and Christmas

2007-12-25T04:46:00.000-08:00

It was Christmas eve and here's how i spent it, with a bunch of monkeys but that's kinda my doing since i whined for someone to accompany me on xmas eve after work since i had half the day off and no transport home. so it was all good, we watched National Treasure cause LI-WEN requested to watch however joe and i weren't so keen on it, joe was falling asleep even before the show started and both of us predicted the outcome of the move halfway through. so here's a bunch of pictures that joe took, enjoy~

lunch in some vietnam restaurant which name currently escapes me.

soda cham i think that's what you call it and nicky's float drink which ice cream according to him tasted like corn..nastay!

li-wen trying to hide his face

muahahaha! caught off guard, should've seen joe's impression of this picture, it was hilarious lol

i decided to have ice cream while they were enquiring about the job offer, in a way, its a pretty good strategy you know, considering we were making fun of the manager since he decided to attend to his ice cream machine rather than to talk to us. whoops!

joe and i, btw the ice cream it good, its not exactly ice cream but never mind

i love me shoes!

in my most hated form of public transport, the train, KTM, whatever you wanna call it.
After the parents picked me up from from the KTM station we headed for dinner at some western food restaurant of which we waited an hour for the food to arrive, i almost fell asleep while waiting but at least the food was good especially the lamb! yum! moving on,

presenting manda+panda, joe got me the panda from china. thanks joe!

Anyway, enough of Christmas eve, moving on to Christmas day. Happy Christmas people! Here's what a bunch of bored people, my brother mainly i was just the photographer. Just look at the pictures.

i know right? obscene!

gus gus

puffy bear

dad likes this stupid berry thing, he figures its cute..

he's afraid of panda

he wants to bite panda..

PANDA!

well, we had dinner at the pasar malam, s much for Chillis on xmas day. pah! ate pan mee and drank bubble tea and that's that. overall its a pretty good xmas. And quai, hope you're ok ya babe..hope to visit you soon.

Prom Pictures!

2007-12-21T11:01:00.000-08:00

Pictures Before Prom
Random shots of monkey-like behaviour

nicki+balloon=Nonsense

Shots During Prom
nicki and i (lousy photographer didn't take the shoes!)

miss leelian and i

what can i say? we love the camera!

ain and i while she was waiting for her date (proving i made the right choice for choosing to not have one)

sorry, couldn't help myself

jamie and i in the toilet (sounds so wrong)

joe! me! pout!

"i see the sun!" (wth)

nicki's trying to be a charlie's angel i s'ppose?

from left: tharsh, jamie, vin, me, kus kus

cam whores! miss them!

nicki and fedora plus her hot Chic pose

kong and ah beng aka cili padi

robin and i

from left: kong, me, kus and harvinth

prom king and queen, don;t ask why BOTH of them are kneeling

we danced halfway then decide to go to the toilet and this is what

my date aka cow and i

the cow was beside me but o well never mind

cow and buffalo

BITCHES! love em!

we're in love you got a problem?!?! (actually i do)

joe's fault he enjoys taking pics when i look stupid

POSER!

guess who?? its tharsh and her date getting cozy!! muahahaha manged to get this shot its blur cause i photoshoped it cause it was too dark

nicki looks constipated, lol, and i would like to thank God that i remembered to shave!

now i look like a fish! NONSENSE!

a random shot of happiness

nicky and i. yea look very wasted, i've been dancing for hours ok! so, i got a legitimate excuse for looking like that!

orgasm??

vin aka the bird looks constipated

i think we were on the chair, was dancing with kus kus (kus: with bangle, me: black nails, jun li: gold dress, looks like taking a shower)

vin looks tired , nicki looks constipated? joe? orgasmic?, omg manda! evil!

we still look ok, right???? considering we were sweating from hours of vigorous dancing

what are we looking at?

why o why do i look like a fish???

robin and i

looking hot! what can i say, its self love

harvinth and i after i stole his seat

sibuk je cow

its self love again!

melissa and i, that woman got a bouque of flowers, jealous!

they gave me a whole stack of cash, its only natural!

water and petal bath muahahaha! this is what you get when you annoy me! no mercy!

Random Shots:

World peace bitches!

i only know thats harvinth looking stupid

our table, right next to the BLEEDING speaker, i swear i couldn't hear right after the 1st band

hot chicqas!!

matchmaking dance, NONSNESE!!!

these two, only got one dance move

i choose you! 12pm fourth floor! be there!

lost

we came back from the toilet saw no one one the dance floor and decided to be the 1st 2 there yes, we love attention.

drunkards

what's laine doing??

from left: old cili padi, jane and raja

kavi and vin (i think thats his name?)

avoiding wardrobe malfunction

again

she has to squint to see his face, not the height difference. lol

pure nonsense la this one

fatnie

more nonsense

can you spot our mc?

lester

shaun

simon

everyone looks retarded here

syok sendiri

lol what's robin doing???

what's laine doing? again?

Well, thats that for now until next time i decide to blog again.